Friday, December 09, 2005
Dang!
He said it, not me:
...it's hard to regard Trey as anything but what he is presently - a middle-of-the-road legend coasting on his rep while trying to get into the mainstream. It's like watching a kid who never gets over wanting his or her parent's approval. He wants the WORLD to know his name.But I didn't even need to be there and I could have written it anyway.
???
If AJ Hawk is the Lombardi award winner for Best Lineman/Linebacker, how does Paul Posuluszny win the Butkus Award for Best Defensive Player?
Granted, I know the Lombardi is the bigger award, but it makes no sense. Hawk deserved both. He's the best player in the country not named Reggie Bush.
Diplomacy is nice, but c'mon, these guys are about to make millions. It should goto the player who earned it.
Granted, I know the Lombardi is the bigger award, but it makes no sense. Hawk deserved both. He's the best player in the country not named Reggie Bush.
Diplomacy is nice, but c'mon, these guys are about to make millions. It should goto the player who earned it.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
Le Tigre
The Blind Tiger is closing in 19 days. If you ever really need to find me you may want to start by looking there.
Too Perfect
Rumor has it the White House may replace the only Administration official I respect with the Democrat I consider to be the ultimate douchebag. How perfect:
I'm sure the Arab world would love to see a Jewish man leading America's "defense."
WASHINGTON - White House officials are telling associates they expect Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld to quit early next year, once a new government is formed in Iraq, sources said yesterday.This may explain Lieberman's douche-like head nodding supporting whatever Bush does in Iraq.
Rumsfeld's deputy, Gordon England, is the inside contender to replace him, but there's also speculation that Sen. Joe Lieberman - a Democrat who ran against Bush-Cheney in the 2000 election - might become top guy at the Pentagon.
I'm sure the Arab world would love to see a Jewish man leading America's "defense."
Wednesday, December 07, 2005
So Dumb
So someone finally made the big pinch by bringing down the "Cartoon Network." This was a weed delivery service for New York City.
My issue is pretty simple.
The Feds have known about these services for ages. Shut one down, another pops up. It's a complete waste of federal resources (time, money, etc). However, I'm sure it gives some Feds a notch in the cap. Like a Rudy Giuliani, or someone like that, looking to make the move up. Busting these organizations is a layup. They've been tracking these types of people for years.
I have a lawyer friend who knows for a fact because of a case she/he was on that every single phone number, i.e. buyer, is on file with the Feds. Now the buyers don't really have to worry because they're not going to go around busting every buyer, but just so you know, that's the case. It's obvious this bust could have been made anytime, anywhere, over the last decade. So now it's done. Soon to be replaced by another "dealer."
Lets look at the reality of this situation. The drug in question is weed. The buyers number in the thousands. There are fewer dealers on the streets, and people aren't exposing themselves to violence. They're receiving weed in their own homes, out of the eyes of society. It's a relatively innocent and safe thing. Does New York City want to close down these dealers, and put dealers back on the streets? Is that the goal? Or was it just a moment in the sun for the Feds? Should the Feds turn a blind eye to this? Can they? I doubt they can, but they should have.
The Marijuana delivery services have made smoking weed a more private issue, and it has kept more people off the streets both buying and selling. It has kept people out of harm's way, out of trouble, not having to walk into Washington Sq Park with a wad of cash. Ever notice how much nicer the parks have been over the years? Coincidence? I mean, I first heard of the delivery service in 1993. Coincidence?
So, cheers to the jackasses that foiled this caper.
My issue is pretty simple.
The Feds have known about these services for ages. Shut one down, another pops up. It's a complete waste of federal resources (time, money, etc). However, I'm sure it gives some Feds a notch in the cap. Like a Rudy Giuliani, or someone like that, looking to make the move up. Busting these organizations is a layup. They've been tracking these types of people for years.
I have a lawyer friend who knows for a fact because of a case she/he was on that every single phone number, i.e. buyer, is on file with the Feds. Now the buyers don't really have to worry because they're not going to go around busting every buyer, but just so you know, that's the case. It's obvious this bust could have been made anytime, anywhere, over the last decade. So now it's done. Soon to be replaced by another "dealer."
Lets look at the reality of this situation. The drug in question is weed. The buyers number in the thousands. There are fewer dealers on the streets, and people aren't exposing themselves to violence. They're receiving weed in their own homes, out of the eyes of society. It's a relatively innocent and safe thing. Does New York City want to close down these dealers, and put dealers back on the streets? Is that the goal? Or was it just a moment in the sun for the Feds? Should the Feds turn a blind eye to this? Can they? I doubt they can, but they should have.
The Marijuana delivery services have made smoking weed a more private issue, and it has kept more people off the streets both buying and selling. It has kept people out of harm's way, out of trouble, not having to walk into Washington Sq Park with a wad of cash. Ever notice how much nicer the parks have been over the years? Coincidence? I mean, I first heard of the delivery service in 1993. Coincidence?
So, cheers to the jackasses that foiled this caper.
Classy
"Hey, I got an idea! Lets see if we can make money by using the Holocaust!"
"That IS a good idea. Who would produce it?"
"Who else? Mel Gibson."
"Hmmm, Mel Gibson. Well, there's certainly irony here. What about the fact that his own father thinks the Holocaust never happened? Isn't that an issue?"
"Of course it is, and that's what the publicity can be all about."
"Right, riiiiiight. Then we can create some kind of fund for the victims of racism, but not just anti-semitism, but all types of racism. We'll show the world how ABC is for stamping out all types, and that it's all the same."
"This is genius!"
"Yes, it is. Lets call the Jews upstairs and see if they'll go for it. Afterall, they love the cash!"
Hi-Fives.
"That IS a good idea. Who would produce it?"
"Who else? Mel Gibson."
"Hmmm, Mel Gibson. Well, there's certainly irony here. What about the fact that his own father thinks the Holocaust never happened? Isn't that an issue?"
"Of course it is, and that's what the publicity can be all about."
"Right, riiiiiight. Then we can create some kind of fund for the victims of racism, but not just anti-semitism, but all types of racism. We'll show the world how ABC is for stamping out all types, and that it's all the same."
"This is genius!"
"Yes, it is. Lets call the Jews upstairs and see if they'll go for it. Afterall, they love the cash!"
Hi-Fives.
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
It's Almost Funny
I goto Google News a lot throughout the day (I know, like the rest of the free world, I'm hooked on fucking Google), and there it is, so sad to see these two articles juxtaposed. Says a lot about America these days.
At Hussein Trial, Witness Tells of Torture
and
US' Rice says US 'does not condone torture'
Lets get juxtaposed, juxtaposed, juxtaposed, I'll juxtapose with youuuuuuuuuu whooooooo...
At Hussein Trial, Witness Tells of Torture
and
US' Rice says US 'does not condone torture'
Lets get juxtaposed, juxtaposed, juxtaposed, I'll juxtapose with youuuuuuuuuu whooooooo...
Not Sure
How many times this story is going to be run, or how many times he's going to write it, but it should equal the amount of times I'm going to post it.
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Currently my favorite cover song: I Believe
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Currently my favorite cover song: I Believe
I Wouldn't Want to See His Other Grades
WaPo:
"We have taken significant steps to better protect the American people at home," White House spokesman Scott McClellan told reporters. "There is more to do. This is the president's highest responsibility."And yet he's still failing.
Monday, December 05, 2005
Good Times
Rolling:
Environmentalists are unhappy with the job the lead U.S. climate negotiator, Harlan Watson, has been doing in the ongoing Montreal talks on how to combat global warming.So similar to Hillary pushing for National Healthcare behind closed doors.
Watson has spent the past week in Montreal touting the administration's record on climate change. He said there is no reason the United States and other countries that oppose mandatory carbon dioxide limits should have to talk about what should be done once the Kyoto Protocol, which aims to cut global greenhouse gases by 7 percent by 2012, expires.
Watson's position and the environmentalists' reaction should hardly be surprising -- considering his apparent popularity with the oil industry.
A Feb. 6, 2001, fax sent to the White House by oil giant Exxon Mobil proposed involving Watson more closely in international climate negotiations.
The document -- which Exxon Mobil spokesman Russ Roberts said was sent by the company but not written by any of its employees -- suggested asking House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) to make Watson, who at the time worked for the House Science Committee -- "available to work with the team" of Americans attending international climate change meetings.
Exxon Mobil has consistently opposed mandatory curbs on greenhouse gases linked to climate change.
Passing Blame is Fair
If there's blame to be faily passed.
This story coming out of New Orleans is going to be political fodder for works, as both sides say, "Look, LOOK! They tried to take advantage of this situation..."
I have just a few simple thoughts.
President Bush, just days after Katrina annouced that he believed the military should have more involvement with handling disasters. Of course he said this because he really doesn't understand how government is supposed work, and the only time he is protected from criticism is when he USES the military. So if this is true, that he wanted the military involved, then how in the world could he blame Governor Blanco, or anyone else, since they don't control the military, and he believed the military needed to take over?
Another thing, Democrats should take advantage of this. Democrats are fore more funding on environmental projects. Democrats advocate more for those who were stuck on highways and in the Superdome, whose kids aren't doing well in a new school in Tampa. Even though many of the poor New Orleans people don't vote, they are still more under the watch of Democrats, and more often neglected by Republicans. Because of this Democrats had, and have every right to point out how bad this situation is, and to explain to others just what life looks like for the downtrodden. Not to say Democrats do all the fixing, but you sure as hell know they try harder than the Bill Frists of the world.
That's it.
Oh, and here's some sick Pavement from Reading Festival, UK 1994: Fight This Generation
This story coming out of New Orleans is going to be political fodder for works, as both sides say, "Look, LOOK! They tried to take advantage of this situation..."
I have just a few simple thoughts.
President Bush, just days after Katrina annouced that he believed the military should have more involvement with handling disasters. Of course he said this because he really doesn't understand how government is supposed work, and the only time he is protected from criticism is when he USES the military. So if this is true, that he wanted the military involved, then how in the world could he blame Governor Blanco, or anyone else, since they don't control the military, and he believed the military needed to take over?
Another thing, Democrats should take advantage of this. Democrats are fore more funding on environmental projects. Democrats advocate more for those who were stuck on highways and in the Superdome, whose kids aren't doing well in a new school in Tampa. Even though many of the poor New Orleans people don't vote, they are still more under the watch of Democrats, and more often neglected by Republicans. Because of this Democrats had, and have every right to point out how bad this situation is, and to explain to others just what life looks like for the downtrodden. Not to say Democrats do all the fixing, but you sure as hell know they try harder than the Bill Frists of the world.
That's it.
Oh, and here's some sick Pavement from Reading Festival, UK 1994: Fight This Generation
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Quote
"Yo, I know you hate Bush. Start writing more about music, and other stuff."
"Yeah, totally."
So, lets start with Dating. I've had my share of dates; some have been great, others have been diz-ZASTERS (the kind that linger on and on and on...into other months.)
I read the "Guys Rules on Dating" and the "Gals Rules on Dating." I need to really go through this with you.
I'm going to focus on Her's since I only care about my "his." There's good material here.
General Dating Rules
*Always look great, whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick and wearing rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage, you are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.
-Yeah, totally. Whatever the reason, just look good. It works for me.
*Never reveal information you don't have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.
-So does an annoying woman. I'm going to break you down, so just be normal and let whatever comes out comes out. You know why you're single? Because some other girl was fun, and not hiding shit.
*Keep dates brief but your men interested. Less is always more.
-I guess this is true, but why keep it brief when so many people are pressed for time. If you both have time brief could be good.
*Try and stay in shape and involve some fitness regime at a gym. However much you hate it, your Mr. Right loves your body as much as your mind.
-Don't "try." Do. And yes, he does. As long as we see that you're trying we know you care.
*Let your man pay. If he is interested, he is interested enough to ensure you eat well and get home safely in a cab.
-Yeah, he can pay, the first time, maybe the second, but if you start dating you should both be paying. All situations are different for different peoples, but if women want equality they can start at dinner, or maybe the movies.
*Ensure you receive flowers, if he doesn't know what a florist is, dump him.
-Random flowers, always a good thing. Forget holidays and crap like that. Random Tuesdays when they don't want to be at work, and no one else in the office has anything even resembling a flower.
Also, I make cards for the ones I truly care about. I do this because I know they like it, and frankly, I enjoy doing it. If you're with someone keep them surprised by going out of your way when you don't have to. Yes, that's right. I go out and get glue, sparkles, markers, and construction paper. I put it all together, and I make her a nice card. Of course, there's always a good payoff, but it's really a good thing to do. Random flowers serves a similar purpose.
*Never ever sleep with a guy until he has fallen for you. Sex early in your dating game plan will ruin everything.
-Totally agree. Hold off. Even for dudes: hold off. You too will get sick of her, and won't get to know her if you're both hitting it too soon. No joke, 7 dates minimum, spanning at least 2-3 weeks minimum.
However, a BJ nor lingus has ever killed anyone. Well, that's not entirely true...
*Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a lady's perogative.
-The most mispelled word in professional journalism: prerogative. Not perogative. Anyway...
-Not in my world. Just be on time because if you're late I'll think you're an inconsiderate bitch. 5-10 minutes is fine, but past that, without a phone call/text, you suck. You can get away with it the first, maybe second time. Once it's a pattern you'll find yourself alone at a restaurant, and that's always fun.
*Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
-Fair enough. But if you're confident in yourself, fuck it, do what you want.
*If he is available Tuesday, you are available Thursday.
-Unless you know he's busy Thursday because then you're just being an idiot. For me, I don't care about this crap. If I think you're nice, pretty, fun, it won't matter if it's Thursday, Tuesday, or Sunday. I've already decided something good about you. You want to play games, play games, but if I want to go out on Tuesday then I'm going to do SOMETHING on Tuesday. Then there's the chance I will be tied up on Thursday. "Maybe Sunday after the Giants game?"
*Weekend shopping trips with girlfriends are sacred and not available for dates.
-I call it Golf. Don't even tell me you're learning how to play because then I may tell you "I'm learning how to shop."
*Keep your man standing on quicksand by shifting landmarks and goalposts constantly.
-That's just stupid. Piss me off a bit, fine, but I'm pretty sharp, and I'll eventually get you to freak out in your own head about why you said one thing, but now want another. You want to play that game? Ok, I'll play that game, but you might end up paying for this, I assure you.
*Ensure you are a good kisser. Men will walk away if you cannot kiss. Practise on a mirror if you have to.
-Ahh, so true. Focus on her. Think that your tongue is actually giving her a massage.
My ex told me I was a shitty kisser, and it's probably because I didn't care that much. In fact, it was that moment when I realized that I should pay more attention to it. I vowed to never be a shitty kisser again. Things have changed. I've been complimented by many girls, and some of those girls have then told other girl friends of mine, who in turn have brought it up to me. In fact, recently one girl told a girl friend of mine that kissing was the reason she liked me. Be a GOOD KISSER. It's HUGE!
*Never ever talk about previous boyfriends and particularly their prowess in the bedroom. The number of ex boyfriends is your business only.
-Unless you want to hear my stories, and I'm sure you don't. If you ever bring this up AFTER you've actually been with the person sitting across from you then you may as well spit in his face.
*Never pre suppose anything about your date until you choose to know him better. You cannot always tell by looking
-Obviously.
*If any man shows the slightest signs of possessiveness or insecurity run like the wind. Life is too short for boys.
-I agree. Don't be possessive, and guys should not be jealous. I don't get jealous when my girl is flirting. If she likes me she likes me. If she wants to go talk to someone else, great, go do that. I'll do the same, or I'll just leave. Frankly, it has never happened to me, but I've been accused by girlfriends/dates that "you don't get jealous." Nope. I have other psychotic issues, but not jealousy.
*If his shoes or hygiene are a disgrace dump him
-Or, get him new shoes. Hygiene, that's another issue.
*Never talk too much about your father and how your date measures up in comparison.
-Doesn't bother me. I mean if you're talking about him like you wish you could date him, well, that's disgusting. But I don't mind talks about your family members. Says a lot about you. But there are limits to everything.
*Never ever come across as too available or too desperate, he will run a mile. He is the one doing the chasing remember.
-Sure, whatever.
*If the guy in the corner is gorgeous go and get him and create the need in him for you. Never wait for men to come to you because you may watch him leave with someone else.
-Totally. Do something. Stare at me for at least 3-4 seconds if I'm staring at you. Maybe even smile. If I, or someone else smiles, or gives the shy waive on the street, smile back, if you think he's cute. If you don't then keep doing what you're doing. If you're married, a lookaway, or even the finger is legit. Guys should not be staring down married woman, or STARING DOWN girls in general. Give a look, but don't be a dick.
Btw, ever notice girls never look back? I know this because I ALWAYS LOOK BACK!
At a bar, smile, and even give a long stare, but don't do it all night. Eventually you gotta do something because the reverse is true: some other guy will. I always think I have two options: Fall on my face, or not know. I choose the first.
*You may well have all the bodily functions of a man, just try not to demonstrate them early on.
-Totally.
*If you are wanting a child, don't mention it on the first few dates.
-TOTALLY. I want children, but if you start talking about it I'm going to think this is way too serious too quick. Trust me, I want kids, and most of my friends do too. Even if your biological clock is running the "two minute drill," keep ut under wraps for at least a few weeks.
*Never ever criticize his mother unless you want to remain single.
-C'mon, you can't even! She's perfect! :) Add my sisters to that list. Then again, don't be intimidated by the fact that I have 3 women in my life. You won't be competing with them, trust me. Sure, sometimes you'll get that sister who gives you the third degree, but if you're the right girl she'll know how to act. Unless the sister is just a bitch. If she's a bitch the guy will give you the greenlight as to what you can say, or cannot. He knows if she sucks or not. So don't be imtimidated; just be yourself.
Be glad I (or others) have sisters because now I know about all the shit you have to deal with.
Now moving onto Online Dating Rules, which I have taken part in. Not the rules, per se, but online dating in general.
Put aside any stigma you have about "online dating" in general. It's a different world; a different time. This is an acceptable way of meeting Ms. Right, or Ms. Friday.
A few years ago my buddy C-Rack asked me if I wanted to meet his ex-girlfriend's friend, so I said sure. I have never been setup (an issue that I'll get to), but I said "sure." Long story short, he gave me Name/Handle from J-Date, the Jew Singles site. I didn't know what he was giving me so I asked, "What's this, her IM name?"
"No, it's her JDate handle."
"I've never done that, and I'm not registered for that stuff."
"Why not?"
"Why so?"
"Dude, if I was single I'd be doing EVERYTHING!"
I agreed, why not? However, JDate was NOT for me. I mean, c'mon, you think a guy raised by an Italian woman is going to limit himself to the small population of Jewish girls in the world, epsecially when so many of them are the BIGGEST FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASSES? Others do look for that kind of thing, aka, THEIR MOM!
What I'm saying is, forget the stigma. It's not like PERSONALS in the newspaper. We do everything online. We would certainly flirt on Instant Messenger.
With that said...
Online Dating Rules
*Always let them come to you, don't chase via email
--Bzzz. WRONG. I may not even find you. If you think I'm cute send a note. Then play hard to get. It's not a bar, so you really may miss the person.
*Block anyone who annoys you instantly
-Define annoy? Give a person one free pass. He may surprise you. Besides, you're doing online dating. YOU'VE GOT THE TIME.
*Place the best & most vampish photo up you can find
-Obviously. Btw, if you have a twin sister, or it's you and friends, make sure you let us know which one is you.
I told this girl that I thought both girls in the photo were cute, but I was hoping she was the one on the left. She was on the right. They're twins. Never heard back, but I did notice that she was checking out my scene a bit later on.
*Don't reply to instant messages with clever opening lines
-Agreed. Just write, or talk. The anticipation is enough, and chances are the joke isn't funny.
*Remain aloof and let yourself be chased
-On some levels.
*Always reply to emails at least 3 days after receipt
-No doubt. And guys, if some girl you find unattractive comes knocking, be nice. Send her an email back just so she can move on immediately. This doesn't hold for girls. Give us any opening and we'll keep coming.
"Hey, you seem nice, but I don't think our legos fit. Good luck."
This doesn't hold for girls. Give us any opening and we'll keep coming.
*Never provide you true email or phone details to the man
-Not too soon.
*Always date safely and protect yourself at every turn
-Of course. Women, goto bars near your apartments, and park in comfortable areas. Don't meet at your place.
*Make sure your login name is stunning and sexy as well as enigmatic
-Not necessary. It's probably going to be really dumb like: JoggerChik. I don't care what your name is.
*Do not login for hours on end. Short, rapid visits are best
-That's desperate.
*Do not assume the man you are talking to is destitute or sad
-I'm not. Actually, I might have got laid last night and I'm just so bored with it that I'm looking for someone who counts. I'm certainly not bummed out. Ohio State Football is on in ten minutes, and I've got a Mozzarella sandiwch with Roast Beef resting on the table next to my couch. I'm just checking my emails, and like having options.
*Never ever reply to emails on weekends, wait until a weekday
-Don't check in on a Saturday because that means you're really bored, or have no scene. Unless you're really hot, then you can do whatever the hell you like.
*Never state how good your sexual performance is in your profile
-Cause then you're a whore. Although, I must say...
*Don't even think about misrepresenting your size or description. They will find out.
-Never lie. I won't like you AT ALL if you start with a lie. I once let that slide, but over time it did sorta bother me. Be confident with who you are.
*Always remember ladies that you are a sexy desirable woman and the world is your oyster. Always let men do the chasing and always let yourself be the chooser. Always stay safe and never risk yourself for the sake of attending a date. Always use a safe dating website like...
I will say that the Guy's version is pretty gay, but there are some truths.
Well, that was fun.
Here's some sick Zappa from Osaka, Japan 1976: Advance Romance.
"Yeah, totally."
So, lets start with Dating. I've had my share of dates; some have been great, others have been diz-ZASTERS (the kind that linger on and on and on...into other months.)
I read the "Guys Rules on Dating" and the "Gals Rules on Dating." I need to really go through this with you.
I'm going to focus on Her's since I only care about my "his." There's good material here.
General Dating Rules
*Always look great, whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick and wearing rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage, you are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.
-Yeah, totally. Whatever the reason, just look good. It works for me.
*Never reveal information you don't have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.
-So does an annoying woman. I'm going to break you down, so just be normal and let whatever comes out comes out. You know why you're single? Because some other girl was fun, and not hiding shit.
*Keep dates brief but your men interested. Less is always more.
-I guess this is true, but why keep it brief when so many people are pressed for time. If you both have time brief could be good.
*Try and stay in shape and involve some fitness regime at a gym. However much you hate it, your Mr. Right loves your body as much as your mind.
-Don't "try." Do. And yes, he does. As long as we see that you're trying we know you care.
*Let your man pay. If he is interested, he is interested enough to ensure you eat well and get home safely in a cab.
-Yeah, he can pay, the first time, maybe the second, but if you start dating you should both be paying. All situations are different for different peoples, but if women want equality they can start at dinner, or maybe the movies.
*Ensure you receive flowers, if he doesn't know what a florist is, dump him.
-Random flowers, always a good thing. Forget holidays and crap like that. Random Tuesdays when they don't want to be at work, and no one else in the office has anything even resembling a flower.
Also, I make cards for the ones I truly care about. I do this because I know they like it, and frankly, I enjoy doing it. If you're with someone keep them surprised by going out of your way when you don't have to. Yes, that's right. I go out and get glue, sparkles, markers, and construction paper. I put it all together, and I make her a nice card. Of course, there's always a good payoff, but it's really a good thing to do. Random flowers serves a similar purpose.
*Never ever sleep with a guy until he has fallen for you. Sex early in your dating game plan will ruin everything.
-Totally agree. Hold off. Even for dudes: hold off. You too will get sick of her, and won't get to know her if you're both hitting it too soon. No joke, 7 dates minimum, spanning at least 2-3 weeks minimum.
However, a BJ nor lingus has ever killed anyone. Well, that's not entirely true...
*Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a lady's perogative.
-The most mispelled word in professional journalism: prerogative. Not perogative. Anyway...
-Not in my world. Just be on time because if you're late I'll think you're an inconsiderate bitch. 5-10 minutes is fine, but past that, without a phone call/text, you suck. You can get away with it the first, maybe second time. Once it's a pattern you'll find yourself alone at a restaurant, and that's always fun.
*Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
-Fair enough. But if you're confident in yourself, fuck it, do what you want.
*If he is available Tuesday, you are available Thursday.
-Unless you know he's busy Thursday because then you're just being an idiot. For me, I don't care about this crap. If I think you're nice, pretty, fun, it won't matter if it's Thursday, Tuesday, or Sunday. I've already decided something good about you. You want to play games, play games, but if I want to go out on Tuesday then I'm going to do SOMETHING on Tuesday. Then there's the chance I will be tied up on Thursday. "Maybe Sunday after the Giants game?"
*Weekend shopping trips with girlfriends are sacred and not available for dates.
-I call it Golf. Don't even tell me you're learning how to play because then I may tell you "I'm learning how to shop."
*Keep your man standing on quicksand by shifting landmarks and goalposts constantly.
-That's just stupid. Piss me off a bit, fine, but I'm pretty sharp, and I'll eventually get you to freak out in your own head about why you said one thing, but now want another. You want to play that game? Ok, I'll play that game, but you might end up paying for this, I assure you.
*Ensure you are a good kisser. Men will walk away if you cannot kiss. Practise on a mirror if you have to.
-Ahh, so true. Focus on her. Think that your tongue is actually giving her a massage.
My ex told me I was a shitty kisser, and it's probably because I didn't care that much. In fact, it was that moment when I realized that I should pay more attention to it. I vowed to never be a shitty kisser again. Things have changed. I've been complimented by many girls, and some of those girls have then told other girl friends of mine, who in turn have brought it up to me. In fact, recently one girl told a girl friend of mine that kissing was the reason she liked me. Be a GOOD KISSER. It's HUGE!
*Never ever talk about previous boyfriends and particularly their prowess in the bedroom. The number of ex boyfriends is your business only.
-Unless you want to hear my stories, and I'm sure you don't. If you ever bring this up AFTER you've actually been with the person sitting across from you then you may as well spit in his face.
*Never pre suppose anything about your date until you choose to know him better. You cannot always tell by looking
-Obviously.
*If any man shows the slightest signs of possessiveness or insecurity run like the wind. Life is too short for boys.
-I agree. Don't be possessive, and guys should not be jealous. I don't get jealous when my girl is flirting. If she likes me she likes me. If she wants to go talk to someone else, great, go do that. I'll do the same, or I'll just leave. Frankly, it has never happened to me, but I've been accused by girlfriends/dates that "you don't get jealous." Nope. I have other psychotic issues, but not jealousy.
*If his shoes or hygiene are a disgrace dump him
-Or, get him new shoes. Hygiene, that's another issue.
*Never talk too much about your father and how your date measures up in comparison.
-Doesn't bother me. I mean if you're talking about him like you wish you could date him, well, that's disgusting. But I don't mind talks about your family members. Says a lot about you. But there are limits to everything.
*Never ever come across as too available or too desperate, he will run a mile. He is the one doing the chasing remember.
-Sure, whatever.
*If the guy in the corner is gorgeous go and get him and create the need in him for you. Never wait for men to come to you because you may watch him leave with someone else.
-Totally. Do something. Stare at me for at least 3-4 seconds if I'm staring at you. Maybe even smile. If I, or someone else smiles, or gives the shy waive on the street, smile back, if you think he's cute. If you don't then keep doing what you're doing. If you're married, a lookaway, or even the finger is legit. Guys should not be staring down married woman, or STARING DOWN girls in general. Give a look, but don't be a dick.
Btw, ever notice girls never look back? I know this because I ALWAYS LOOK BACK!
At a bar, smile, and even give a long stare, but don't do it all night. Eventually you gotta do something because the reverse is true: some other guy will. I always think I have two options: Fall on my face, or not know. I choose the first.
*You may well have all the bodily functions of a man, just try not to demonstrate them early on.
-Totally.
*If you are wanting a child, don't mention it on the first few dates.
-TOTALLY. I want children, but if you start talking about it I'm going to think this is way too serious too quick. Trust me, I want kids, and most of my friends do too. Even if your biological clock is running the "two minute drill," keep ut under wraps for at least a few weeks.
*Never ever criticize his mother unless you want to remain single.
-C'mon, you can't even! She's perfect! :) Add my sisters to that list. Then again, don't be intimidated by the fact that I have 3 women in my life. You won't be competing with them, trust me. Sure, sometimes you'll get that sister who gives you the third degree, but if you're the right girl she'll know how to act. Unless the sister is just a bitch. If she's a bitch the guy will give you the greenlight as to what you can say, or cannot. He knows if she sucks or not. So don't be imtimidated; just be yourself.
Be glad I (or others) have sisters because now I know about all the shit you have to deal with.
Now moving onto Online Dating Rules, which I have taken part in. Not the rules, per se, but online dating in general.
Put aside any stigma you have about "online dating" in general. It's a different world; a different time. This is an acceptable way of meeting Ms. Right, or Ms. Friday.
A few years ago my buddy C-Rack asked me if I wanted to meet his ex-girlfriend's friend, so I said sure. I have never been setup (an issue that I'll get to), but I said "sure." Long story short, he gave me Name/Handle from J-Date, the Jew Singles site. I didn't know what he was giving me so I asked, "What's this, her IM name?"
"No, it's her JDate handle."
"I've never done that, and I'm not registered for that stuff."
"Why not?"
"Why so?"
"Dude, if I was single I'd be doing EVERYTHING!"
I agreed, why not? However, JDate was NOT for me. I mean, c'mon, you think a guy raised by an Italian woman is going to limit himself to the small population of Jewish girls in the world, epsecially when so many of them are the BIGGEST FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASSES? Others do look for that kind of thing, aka, THEIR MOM!
What I'm saying is, forget the stigma. It's not like PERSONALS in the newspaper. We do everything online. We would certainly flirt on Instant Messenger.
With that said...
Online Dating Rules
*Always let them come to you, don't chase via email
--Bzzz. WRONG. I may not even find you. If you think I'm cute send a note. Then play hard to get. It's not a bar, so you really may miss the person.
*Block anyone who annoys you instantly
-Define annoy? Give a person one free pass. He may surprise you. Besides, you're doing online dating. YOU'VE GOT THE TIME.
*Place the best & most vampish photo up you can find
-Obviously. Btw, if you have a twin sister, or it's you and friends, make sure you let us know which one is you.
I told this girl that I thought both girls in the photo were cute, but I was hoping she was the one on the left. She was on the right. They're twins. Never heard back, but I did notice that she was checking out my scene a bit later on.
*Don't reply to instant messages with clever opening lines
-Agreed. Just write, or talk. The anticipation is enough, and chances are the joke isn't funny.
*Remain aloof and let yourself be chased
-On some levels.
*Always reply to emails at least 3 days after receipt
-No doubt. And guys, if some girl you find unattractive comes knocking, be nice. Send her an email back just so she can move on immediately. This doesn't hold for girls. Give us any opening and we'll keep coming.
"Hey, you seem nice, but I don't think our legos fit. Good luck."
This doesn't hold for girls. Give us any opening and we'll keep coming.
*Never provide you true email or phone details to the man
-Not too soon.
*Always date safely and protect yourself at every turn
-Of course. Women, goto bars near your apartments, and park in comfortable areas. Don't meet at your place.
*Make sure your login name is stunning and sexy as well as enigmatic
-Not necessary. It's probably going to be really dumb like: JoggerChik. I don't care what your name is.
*Do not login for hours on end. Short, rapid visits are best
-That's desperate.
*Do not assume the man you are talking to is destitute or sad
-I'm not. Actually, I might have got laid last night and I'm just so bored with it that I'm looking for someone who counts. I'm certainly not bummed out. Ohio State Football is on in ten minutes, and I've got a Mozzarella sandiwch with Roast Beef resting on the table next to my couch. I'm just checking my emails, and like having options.
*Never ever reply to emails on weekends, wait until a weekday
-Don't check in on a Saturday because that means you're really bored, or have no scene. Unless you're really hot, then you can do whatever the hell you like.
*Never state how good your sexual performance is in your profile
-Cause then you're a whore. Although, I must say...
*Don't even think about misrepresenting your size or description. They will find out.
-Never lie. I won't like you AT ALL if you start with a lie. I once let that slide, but over time it did sorta bother me. Be confident with who you are.
*Always remember ladies that you are a sexy desirable woman and the world is your oyster. Always let men do the chasing and always let yourself be the chooser. Always stay safe and never risk yourself for the sake of attending a date. Always use a safe dating website like...
I will say that the Guy's version is pretty gay, but there are some truths.
Well, that was fun.
Here's some sick Zappa from Osaka, Japan 1976: Advance Romance.
Tell Me Something
I keep hearing judges like Sam Alito say things like, "I will not inject my personal views into a case..." What does that even mean?
Of course, we're talking about the Roe v. Wade case specifically, but what does it actually mean? As if there are not challenges being mounted as we speak? As if there's not going to be a case challenging Roe at some point? Alito is not old, and chances are he, Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas are going to be around for it. Do you think Alito agrees with the Roe decision, or do you think his personal view against it is the same as his legal view as well? Lets be realistic.
What does it even mean when he says he won't insert his own personal views? It means nothing.
Roe isn't the only thing that should matter, and to Bush it clearly isn't. What matters most to him is having pro-corporate judges, like Roberts and Miers sitting on the bench. Conservatives love Roe. Imagine the turnout for Democrats if Roe were every overturned?
Of course, we're talking about the Roe v. Wade case specifically, but what does it actually mean? As if there are not challenges being mounted as we speak? As if there's not going to be a case challenging Roe at some point? Alito is not old, and chances are he, Roberts, Scalia, and Thomas are going to be around for it. Do you think Alito agrees with the Roe decision, or do you think his personal view against it is the same as his legal view as well? Lets be realistic.
What does it even mean when he says he won't insert his own personal views? It means nothing.
Roe isn't the only thing that should matter, and to Bush it clearly isn't. What matters most to him is having pro-corporate judges, like Roberts and Miers sitting on the bench. Conservatives love Roe. Imagine the turnout for Democrats if Roe were every overturned?
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