Don't think I am not up on the news. In fact, ironically, I'm reading more of it now than I was when I had more free time. Just no time to post.
I'll tell you what story is getting me hot. It's the gay sex scandal out in Colorado. Now that's some hot stuff. The type of thing you wouldn't even believe in a fictional screenplay. Just imagine some liberal made a movie about a leading Evangelical Pastor of 30 million some strong, licking some log. The horror!
The leader of the 30-million-member National Association of Evangelicals in the US has resigned after being accused of paying for sex with a man.Or, because it "is so difficult to preach with a dick in my mouth...everything just comes out wrong..." This guy has given new meaning to the term spewing.
The Reverend Ted Haggard said he would also temporarily step aside as head of his 14,000-strong New Life Church while his colleagues investigated the claims.
Mr Haggard, who is known as a vocal opponent of same-sex marriages, denies the accusations.
The claims were made by a man during a radio show in Denver, Colorado.
In a statement to the New Life Church, Mr Haggard said he could "not continue to minister under the cloud created by the accusations".
It's nice to wake up to this story, and to the one about Computer Associate's Sanjay Kumar going to prison. This guy has been avoiding jail for years!
Sanjay Kumar, the former chief executive officer of Computer Associates International Inc., was sentenced to 12 years in prison Thursday for his role in a massive accounting fraud scandal at the security-software maker.Big business always good. Big religion always great. This is what the hypocritical wuss conservatives would always have you believing.
Kumar was also fined $8 million for orchestrating a $2.2 billion accounting fraud at Islandia, N.Y.-based Computer Associates, now called CA, during the 1990s and into 2000, according to a spokesman for the U.S. Attorney's Office in Brooklyn, NY.
"I know that I was wrong and there was no excuse for my conduct," Kumar said to the judge at his sentencing, according to the Associated Press. Kumar is the co-owner of the New York Islanders hockey team.
In both cases, these are just the ones who get caught. There are thousands upon thousands of evangelicals hiding their sexuality in religion because it's religion that has made them so uncomfortable with themselves. The only way to hide it from a non-accepting religious society is to take the ball (or balls), and run with it the other way to make a coverup. Good times.
I'm waiting for the day that the guy who makes the "Support the Troops" car magnets with the huge cross in the middle to turn up dead from a heroin overdose, a gag ball in his mouth, and a 10 inch rubber cock in his ass.
That would truly make me smile.