Giu-Giu-Giunius

Gotta love him.

The Thing Is

He really believes it:

“I wasn’t trying to suggest a competition of any kind, which is the way it came across,” Mr. Giuliani said. “You know, what I was saying was, ‘I’m there with you.’ Gosh almighty, I was there often enough, even though they were there, people there more and people there less, but I was there often enough so that every health consequence that people have suffered, I could also be suffering.”

Clearly his favorite movie

Love This

Older post, but makes me laugh.

And the Cradle...

WILL ROCK!

After more than 20 years of bitter feuding, the principal founding members of Van Halen hugged each other on Monday during a news conference to announce a rebirth of one of America's premier rock bands.

Flamboyant singer David Lee Roth, 52, has returned to the fold for a 25-date North American arena trek that will kick off on September 27 in Charlotte, North Carolina. International dates and a new album are also in the planning stages.

I'll be there.

Here's a treat for y'all.

I Know It's Old News...

But it's sooooo gooood!

So funny.

Listen, I know his ex-wife all too well, and while she's nuts, she's probably more normally than that whack-fuck Rudy.

His childre hate him, he's a 9/11 lie, and he fucked his cousin.

So I ask, again, "What if it was Clinton..."