Uhh...A lot, Dude...

This is really so damn funny. This guy is always so on. It's no wonder conservatives never debate him...or at least, successfully.

Oh, Mitt, Still Lying

Is he just a compulsive liar?:

Romney claimed in his widely watched speech on religion earlier this month in College Station, Texas, and in a Sunday appearance on ‘Meet the Press’ that he “saw” his father march with the leader of the civil rights movement. In Iowa today, as his campaign tried to wriggle out of questions, Romney parsed definitions of the word “saw” and claimed his use of the term was “figurative.”

He "saw."

Top 7 Things I Figuratively Did or Saw Someone Do

7. Scaled Everest along side John Krakauer.

6. Won Tour De France alongside Lance Armstrong (but did not use steroids) .

5. Captured the Gold in '36 alongside John Woodruff and Jesse Owens.

4. Came all over Monica Lewkinsky's face and back, figuratively, although I have stained a dress or two, literally.

3. Walked on the Moon with Neil Armstrong, but first to do it without space suit.

2. Helped Reagan tear down the Iron Curtain.

1. Stood by President Bush's side right after 9/11, figuratively, as he literally used the tragedy to help ruin the nation.

Tawchah

US Soldiers making discoveries in Iraq:

U.S. soldiers in Iraq discovered a torture chamber used by suspected al-Qaeda extremists and the remains of 26 people buried in mass graves, the military said in a statement.

The torture complex was found during a Dec. 8-11 operation northeast of Baghdad, codenamed Iron Reaper, in which 24 terrorists were killed and 34 suspects were detained, the army said late yesterday.

The good news is, the US has one less site to build abroad.

Is There a God?

It's debatable.

Peace Coming

Israel, making things happen

Israel killed a senior Islamic Jihad commander, a top bombmaker and at least four other militants in the Gaza Strip on Monday, prompting the group to threaten suicide bombings within the Jewish state.

An Israeli air strike destroyed a car in Gaza City, killing commander Majed al-Harazeen and two other militants, the Islamic Jihad said.

It's believed his younger brother, Majed El-Harazeen will take his place, changing absolutely nothing...

K.O.

Sent to me by Guy S.

Worth a listen.

Grade A

Jackass, Mitt Romney.

As an adult, within the last 3-6 years, this guy has changed more times on serious, fundamental issues than any candidate I ever remember.

As an adult! "I'm learning as I go..."

First class, Grade A, bullshit artist, say anything to win, liar, Mitt Romney.

"My son said to me 'Dad, I'm a Democrat, but should I be?'..." Right.

Cry Me a River

I wanted to heal.

“If what I did was an error in judgment on my part, I apologize,” Pettitte said in a statement, his first public comments since the report was released Thursday.

According to the report, Brian McNamee, Pettitte’s former trainer, told Mitchell that he injected Pettitte with human growth hormone on “two to four occasions” in 2002 while Pettitte was recovering from an elbow injury.

In a statement released by his agent, Randy Hendricks, Pettitte said he tried the human growth hormone for “two days” because he believed it would speed his recovery.

“I felt an obligation to get back to my team as soon as possible,” Pettitte said. “For this reason, and only this reason, for two days I tried human growth hormone. Though it was not against baseball rules, I was not comfortable with what I was doing, so I stopped.”

You cheat, period.

Many of the upper echelon, succesful players, cheated, hence, why they were the aforementioned.

You cheat, period.

Tell yourself whatever you want to get yourself through the day. Be a good Republican; cheat, goto church, repent, and believe in your soul the end justifies the means. But still, you cheat, period.

Scumbags, all of them. Whatever it takes to get the money, get the fame, get the success.

Just like children, "But Johnny did it first!!!" Yeah, he did, and you did it too.