Allow Me to Be Wrong...

I want to be as wrong as Mel Kiper Jr. But...I want to be paid nothing for being so.

Dear ESPN,

Please choose a random sports fan with a bad haircut, yearly, to make mock drafts every other week, which are completely wrong, yet entertaining. I want to save you money because you can clearly find someone, yearly, who will do what Mel Kiper Jr. does for free. I hereby offer my services, and bet ESPN, and Mel, that I do as good a job. AND, if I don't, who cares?!?!? No one will give a shit!

You want proof?

Check the last 10 drafts! The dude is never right!

Next week I will "Mock Draft" against Kiper, and guarantee, I will be closer than he is.

Seriously, don't pay me, save money, I'll do you that favor.

Salvo: Why would Bill Parcells take a possible-miss tackle like Jake Long first?

Answer: they won't.

Kiper

1 Miami Dolphins Jake Long, OT Michigan
2 St. Louis Rams Chris Long, DE Virginia
3 Atlanta Falcons Glenn Dorsey, DT LSU
4 Oakland Raiders *Darren McFadden, RB Arkansas
5 Kansas City Chiefs *Branden Albert, OT/G Virginia

Yeah, Brandon Albert at 5. That's happening.

I'm Sure There's a Good Answer

which will refute all of this.

Been A Bit

For some reason my other computer was not allowing me to post, so...I didn't post.

Things are working again, so all you haters can keep on hatin' again, as I will continue to provide you a way to ignore all the things you've been wrong about for the last 7 years.