Just Asking

If some guy from North Carolina rides up next to a boat with a gun, takes it over, and holds people hostage, is he now a pirate? Like, I'm not a pirate, but if I were to do that, is that all it would take to be one?

The Great Unraveling

If Obama does anything it will be the undoing of what has already been done.


It's like a really hard thing to get to work on all the problems we have when at the same time you have to fix all the ones left for you.

It is Why I Love ESPN

Because they do features on fake fighting like professional wrestling, namely the WWE, but hardly ever cover real fighting like the UFC.

I mean, WWE is great for everyone, especially kids. What's better than slicing people with razor blades, hitting dudes in the head with chairs, and taking steroids? Throw in some suicide every now and then, and it's all good.

Mixed Martial Arts, now that's a problem...