CNBC

It's one thing when while watching CNBC I see one person saying something completely fucking ridiculous, but when the network goes split screen to like 5 or 6 heads I feel like I'm being mentally assaulted by the dumbest fucking morons on the planet.

The hostess sitting in for Maria Bartarololomomomooomommoartalomo just interjected, when speaking about the rise of the dollar against the fall of Euro currencies that, "I want to let you in on something we were just discussing off the air. If that method was going to work we'd still have the Soviet Union! But we don't! Cause it DOESN'T WORK!"

(Larry Kudlow nods head)

Yet we have Chine, and they're doing okay...

Yellow, Ellow, Ellow

Keep wearing your ghey yellow bracelet because I'm sure it's clean.

Nearly four years after he began waging a costly, draining, and ultimately losing battle to discredit his positive test for synthetic testosterone at the 2006 Tour de France, Floyd Landis told ESPN.com Wednesday that he used performance-enhancing drugs for most of his career as a professional road cyclist, including the race whose title he briefly held.

But the guy with cancer, he became even better afterward.

DFW / DEW

The more I read David Foster Wallace, the more I sympathize with his plight.

Life is a fuck.

Almost at the Bottom

When this girl is getting paid to speak:

JUNEAU, Alaska – Bristol Palin is hitting the speakers' circuit and will command between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance, Palin family attorney Thomas Van Flein said Monday.

Van Flein confirmed a report by celebrity news website RadarOnline that the daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has signed with Single Source Speakers. He added her exact fees will depend on factors such as which group she's addressing and what she must to do prepare.

Proof these people can overlook anything they believe is wrong as long as it supports their own cause of being right.

Pat Metheny

I haven't listened to this guy in ages, but a random song came on my iTunes from a show he did in Marseille in 1991. The guy really is fucken sick.

Albeit, kind of a huge nerd.