Concerned

So I left three Advil in the upper pocket of my shorts. The upper pocket, the one on the outside. There's this double pocket system Michael Kors has going on (I got them on sale. Great shorts, actually).

Again, I left three Advil in there, and a couple days later I felt them in there as I was searching for loose changes, which is the problem with too many pockets. It so happened that I was caught in the rain beforehand, and the Advil stained the two corners of the upper pocket. I figured, "Fuck it, if I ingest this shit it's definitely going to come out in the wash."

Wrong.

It didn't.

Now I'm reconsidering Advil. I mean, if the shit don't come out in the wash I'm not really sure I appreciate it coming out of my ass.