But the Ben Roethlisberger story did not get squashed, and has been pretty well documented. Based on what I've read, that piece of shit scumbag definitely did something bad to a college girl in a bathroom. Let us not forget this is like his 275th rape accusation. Okay, maybe not that many, but it's the THIRD one he has slipped past.
So now we hear today NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, a man who knows a thing or two about rape, having been born with a silver spoon rammed directly up his ass, has reduced Big Ben's 6 game sentence to 4. The reasons being:
"You have told me and the Steelers that you are committed to making better decisions," Goodell wrote Roethlisberger, according to the league statement. "Your actions over the past several months have been consistent with that promise and you must continue to honor that commitment."No shit? You mean ever since he was accused of rape AGAIN he hasn't gone out and RAPED ANOTHER GIRL? Has he done some community service? Has he pet some children at the Special Olympics, or some shit? I mean, give me a fucking break, guy. The dude is a first class piece of shit!
And if this is not the most bogus setup scenario in ages then what is? What are the odds that fellow-uber-white-Republican Goodell did not tell Roethlisberger, "Listen, I'm giving you 6 games now, but if you just don't do anything stupid in the next few months, I'll reduce it to 4. We'll let this blow over, and then I'll cut your penalty as long as nothing else comes out of it. Deal?"
"Yeah, man, thanks. That's fucking great. I promise you if I do choose to rape anyone else I will do it at home, or I'll just rape prostitutes or something."
"Great. See you a in a few."
Dude's a rapist. Maybe not according to the rule of law, but pretty obviously when you follow the rules of obviousness.
For one second I want to give Ben a little leeway since he didn't actually get committed of the charpe of rape. Wait, actually, fuck that. Dude's a rapist piece of shit, and I expect nothing less from the son of a US Senator, who knows exactly what it means to be part of the White All Men's Club of America.
Fuck Ben Roethlisberger and Fuck Roger Goodell for being a spineless douchebag.
Well done, Ben, for having not raped anyone in MONTHS.