So...

Do you know whose mom just woke him up?

Christian Ponder.

Really?

Wow, Jon Gruden, is there a pair of balls you won't put in your mouth? Every player is a STAR.

Mel Kiper was just staring through Ponder wondering, "What can I say to not embarrass myself with this pick?"

"He's not Chad Pennington-like, but close enough...can move the chains with his legs...very underrated talent...wasn't 100%...numbers overall, not great..." Sounds like a star...