Aaaaye, You're the Number One Seed...

So guess what? Here's a huge fat cock in your ass. Seriously, here it is. Enjoy it.

Why do I say this? Because Ohio State is the number one team in college basketball, so instead of getting the easiest draw, they get the hardest draw!

Why? Reverse favoritism!!! Yeah, it's like reverse racism, but this time it's a black guy fucking his own team. That guy would be Gene Smith, the Ohio State Athletic Director, and head of the Tournament Selection Committee.

Lets take a peak about what the fuck I'm talking about. Below I'm going to list for you the Top 4 teams from each bracket in the NCAA Tournament, and then give you a little thought.

East: 1 - Ohio State 2 - North Carolina 3 - Syracuse 4 - Kentucky
West: 1 - Duke 2 - San Diego State 3 - Connecticut 4 - Texas
SEast 1 - Pitt 2 - Florida 3 - BYU 4 - Wisconsin
SWest 1 - Kansas 2 - Notre Dame 3 - Purdue 4 - Louisville

Okay, with that said, if there was a tournament of 2 seeds it'd be North Carolina, San Diego State, Florida, and Notre Dame.

North Carolina would be the favorite.

If there was a tournament of 3 seeds it'd be Syracuse, UConn, BYU, and Purdue.
Yes, I know UConn just ESCAPED Syracuse in the Garden, but Syracuse blasted UConn in Connecticut earlier in the season. It took a miracle for UConn to beat Syracuse in the Big East Tournament, and in a tournament of these teams, Syracuse is a likely favorite. If you're Ohio State you'd rather see UConn, no doubt.

If there was a tournament of 4 seeds it'd be Kentucky, Texas, Wisconsin and Louisville.
Okay, first off, Louisville sucks. Yeah, the went to the finals of the Big East, but they don't have a single guy who's going to receive a paycheck from a NBA team. Wisconsin? Yeah, they WERE good, but they just scored 30 against Penn State. Yeah, THIRTY FUCKING POINTS IN A BASKETBALL GAME.

What happened to, "how well you play at the end of the season?"

Well, speaking of that theory, KENTUCKY IS ON FIRE, and in a tournament of these 4 teams, Kentucky would be the likely favorite TODAY.

So Ohio State basically draws the best team on every line, 2 through 4. That's what the number one seed gets?

Yep, analism.

Lets take it further. All 3 of the teams Ohio State may have to play are LEGENDARY programs, who have all won titles, and all who have coaches who have been in the dance. Is that not enough for you? Let me take it further.

If Ohio State wins its first round game, their second round game is against Villanova or George Mason! Both those teams have been to the final four RECENTLY. That's no joke. RECENTLY. I'm not talking UNLV from the 90s, or even Illinois with Deron Williams. I'm talking like, you remember these teams being in the Four because their coaches are STILL THERE.

So I'm just saying, yes, I think Ohio State is the best team in the country, but I also think they received the most ABSURD draw of all the #1 teams in the dance. I mean seriously, Pitt gets BYU and Wisconsin? C'mon. COME ON!

Notre Dame as a #2? Yeah, they've been great, I get it. But literally, for Christ's sake, is that a joke? It's Notre Dame basketball.

Anyway...let the games begin.

(Btw, I've been drinking)